No speedos and no balloons make Tingle still as creepy as ever….

I got no string - to play beer pong

“I’m a tactless Minstrel —— I sing of key for coins….

If you’re really a bunny in a dress, don’t tell that to my loins!~”

“Bezzleboss” By Tenacious Dean

Lucifer: I AMMM IN SAMMMMMMMMM!!!!

Dean & Cas: ASSSSSSBUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Lucifer: No, You’re Ass butts! Fuck Molotov! I snapped Bobby’s neck - and stole the impals’ shocks! This world will be now meld! And you’re first to my spell! You drove to this gate to deliver my Vessel!
Cas: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT NOW BROTHER! We challenge you to a ROCK OFF! Give us one chance to rock your sock off!
Lucifer: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock off challenge! What are your terms? What’s the catch?
Cas: If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to let go of Sam!
Lucifer: And what if I win?
Cas: Then you can take over Sam’s head
Dean: What?
Cas: Trust me Dean - it’s the only way
Dean: WTF are you talking about?
Cas: and he’ll be your little - Bitch!
Lucifer:  FINE LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’M THE DEVIL - I LOVE METAL! CHECK OUT GABE - HE’S BEING CRAZY!!!
Gabriel: CASA EROTICA!!!
Lucifer: I’m the devil I can do what I want! What ever was in Sam’s head now it’s all gone! There’s never been a rock off that I’ve ever lost! I can’t wait to take Sam into hell! I’m gonna fill him with my hot demon jell! I’ll make him scream like my brother Michale!
NOWWWWW!!!!
Cas: Come on Dean! Bring the thunder!
Dean: There’s just no way that we can win - that was a masterpiece
Cas: Listen to me!
Dean: He rocks too hard because he’s not a mortal man!
Cas: God Damnit Dean! He’s gonna make Sam a sex slave! His butt will become concave!
Dean: No!
Cas: Unless we bust a massive monster mamma jam!
Dean: Dude
Cas: I’ve carved into your bones - reactivated minuets on my phone
Dean & Cas: NOW ITS TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN!
Cas: Come on Dean cause it’s time to throw Salt down!
Dean: I hear you Cas, and i’m throwing the salt down!
Cas: Holy the water cause it’s time for a show down!
Dean: get to the trunk, I’ve got stuff from down town!
Cas: Now we’ve got to blow this fucker down!
Sam: He’s gonna rape me if you do not blow doors down!
Cas: Come on Dean cause it’s time to throw salt down!
Dean: Ooooooooo! We’ll Holy fire ya - I don’t know what else works on fallen angelss…… seriously….
Cas: HEY ASSBUT! IT’S A MOLOTOV! WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS! IT’S DADDY’S LOVE! WE ROCK THE CASBAR! AND ROCK YOUR SHIT! WE WILL DEFEAT YOU! APOCALYPSE!
YOU HAVE THE HORSEMEN! WE HAVE THE SKILL! YOU ARE THE DEVIL! WE ARE FREE WILL!!
WE’RE TEAM FREE WILL
WE’RE TEAM FREE WILL
WE’RE TEAM FREE WILL
WE’RE TEAM FREE WILL
WE’RE TEAM FREE WILL

Lucifer: You guys are fucking lame…..

Haters gonna hate.

Boobs.

That is all.

What the fuck is vampire baseball?

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I never said he was any good….

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She’s a slut.

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” - It’s a Hermione/Draco fic, set after the dark lord wins…”

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